The end of the world already happened with the Dinosaurs.
We're the post-apocalyptic monsters...

When I get to 100,000 followers on Mastodon I will officially bring Mastodons back from extinction.

Boost and favorite this post to help make this happen ASAP.

These last few years have felt like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and say, “skip intro,” when they start talking to you.

Ben Jennings on - political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

What a cringe-fest!

Elon Musk trying so hard to hurl insulting zingers at Mastodon. But he just comes across as incredibly awkward and dorky.

He also fails at one of the first rules of PR: don't acknowledge the little guy lest you turn them into the big guy.

Quick little tip: You don't need to use link shorteners on Mastodon.

All links on Mastodon count for 23 characters towards your limit, no matter how many characters they really are.

However, you need to include https:// at the beginning of links to make them clickable.

Have you ever rubbed your eyes so hard that you enter into some other dimension of swirls and patterns?

Fellow
Is down again?
Does @Microsoft have a account?
I'm getting the following on each of my :

It’s #FollowFriday so I hope folks utilize the hashtag to find my account here!
Give me a boost! Maybe if I can show some of the big accounts on Twitter that it’s possible to grow sizably and quickly here, too, they’ll migrate over!

50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR TWITTER

You just pin your last tweet, Pete,
Request your archive, Clive,
You don’t need a blue tick, Vic,
Just get yourself free.

Hop on the tusk, Gus,
You don’t need to delete much,
Except your DMs, Jen,
And get yourself free.

Use Debirdify, Di,
Provide some alt tags, Mags,
Add a content warning, Tim,
To post sensitively.

Remember to boost,Ruth,
You don't need to deny truth,
Just drop off the perch,Dirk,
And get yourself free.
#VerseThursday #TwitterMigration #FediTips

Over on Twitter it’s like the Penguin is in charge of Gotham.

If Mariah Carey sees her shadow tomorrow that means 6 more weeks of Christmas music.

Dear Motorcyclists,
Your bike will almost certainly tick over on its own whilst stationary e.g. At lights, junctions & crossings.
You are not required to rev it.
You are just wasting fuel, you blithering idiots.
Thanks.

Today on Black Friday is the perfect day to sue the state over its insufficient climate policies.

So that’s what we did.

See you in court!

#Aurora #ClimateTrials #UprootTheSystem

Surely she's cheating by looking at the answers written on her purse?

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