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A lot of Mastodon instance admins are either getting their first hosting bill or getting a very increased bill from extreme growth and usage. Some may be experiencing bill shock.

Please make sure your paying/supporting them!

Twitter was free because you were the product. Mastodon doesn't work this way.

Many instances list a patreon or donation links on their about page.

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I love ghosting people. And by that I mean hanging around their house knocking over ornaments, only leaving when ordered to by a priest.

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I've had some special podcast guests lately. I encourage you to hear from @mekkacodes this week on the show. If you're a #CodeNewbie or you've been in software for years like Mekka, you'll enjoy hearing from her about how long you should stay at a job! hanselminutes.com/869/do-i-sta #podcast #tech

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Microbiologists are larger than one might expect.

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me Roy Walker, from Catchphrase, drawing Mr Chips 'like one of his French girls'.

Thanks,

Scott Morgan

Cringing my way through some of these 😩

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Did you know you can tell the age of a fake Christmas tree by counting the rings of tape?

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Nadhim Zahawi tells nurses to "send a very clear message to Mr Putin" by accepting another real-terms pay cut.

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A great awareness campaign regarding rising sea levels and the overall #climatechange. Benches have been elevated in order to visually depict what the UN considers to be a realistic scenario in the year 2100 and sensitize citizens to reduce their individual carbon footprint...

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ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir

BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job

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With Elon Musk going on about Hunter Biden, he sounds a bit like he belongs in the new GOP Congressional majority, and not in the board room.

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It's hard not to just focus on the poor cows in this picture.

Look at this dead landscape

How many species thrive here?

Not even soil life can survive

This slurry slop then runs off into rivers causing aquatic life to suffocate.

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler's bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex. At the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.

Cheers,

The Dirty Tackle

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Before Social Media I just wrote these things on 3x5 cards that I tied to balloon strings and then released

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people talking about Ye is I’m sorry very very funny if yr from scotland or ireland. ‘Ye said hitler is “interesting”’ no a fuckin didnae

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🎊🎉 It happened! 🎉🎊

8,001,321 accounts on Mastodon!

We went over 8 million within the last hour!

Break out the champagne 🍾🥂

This is a big milestone!🏅

And believe me, millions more will join soon!

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