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The Ian Fiveankles Breakfast Show this week features the latest in Japanese technology!

Former pro turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles had a Tamagotchi inserted in his neck during a fishing trip with David Batty.
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"But now when I post something offensive that I haven't thought through, it's just a load of people agreeing with me!" 😂

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📞"I am disgusted with what Elon Musk has done to Twitter!"

🎙️"I thought you'd be in your element, Colin!"

📞"But now when I post something offensive that I haven't thought through, it's just a load of people agreeing with me!"

Colin from Portsmouth begs Elon to leave Twitter

Colin from Portsmouth has just rung in to talk about Twitter. With you in 25 minutes...

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It's Bring Your Child To Work Day on the Ian Fiveankles Breakfast Show!

Ian has brought in his child (not the two he adopted and reluctantly had to give back), but will little Abel Xavier behave?

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Just such a relief not to have to watch an opening ceremony.

This football pundit has grave concerns about the World Cup in Qatar, but is willing to change his mind if England reach the final 🏆

📞"My grandson's primary school's doing their Nativity play - A pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. And we're supposed to be happy that they're given sanctuary!😡"

Colin from Portsmouth on the woke schools brainwashing our kids.

COLIN FROM PORTSMOUTH WILL NEVER BE SILENCED!

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